She's Not Being Miley . . . Or is She?

Hey Dolls!

Effing Miley Cyrus! Oops, pardon me, Effing Destiny Hope Cyrus! Born Destiny Hope, Miley changed her name as her stardom began to rise.  Her family called her Smiley as a baby, Smiley changed to Miley . . . you get it. She recently legally changed her name to Miley Ray Cyrus, to be more like her father . . .I bet she's regretting that now! HA!
Miley and her Father are having a semi-public feud.  She's causing stress to his achy breaky heart with her adult like antics, he's blaming her Mom and her stardom (which he rode the coat tails of, ps).  He's upset because she's smoking Salvia, cigarettes, wearing fishnets with holes and generally being more famous than him.
She can't, can't, can't be tamed, can't be tamed.
Recently coming into adulthood, it only makes sense that young Miley become promiscuous to gain more publicity.  She has been linked to Nick Jonas, former co-star Liam Hemsworth, John Mayer and most recently Kings of Leon bassist Jared Followill.  Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't the Kings of Leon think they're too cool for everything? Someone please explain how Glee performing their music isn't okay but sexting with Miley Cyrus is. PUHLEASE!
As I've mentioned in previous posts, I prefer it when our young starlets are scandalous.  So the question is, will best friend Leslie agree that she's just being Miley? Or will the Cyrus family intervene and bring the Disney doll back down to her roots.  I, of course, hope we see a lot more scandal from Miley, she pulls it off quite nicely.

Chirp ya later,

Bird

The Baby Zoe Project

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This must be the hardest task Rach has ever had to pull off; forget having LIKE 3 clients being nominated at the Oscars and LIKE 10 at the Golden Globes: Rachel Zoe is having a baby!!
This isn't new news, I had actually kind of forgotten about it because I haven't seen any pictures of her actually with bump until recently.  Is it possible that the body of a 13 year old boy can carry baby for 9 months?!?! Looks like it!
Rachel is a drama queen.  If you've ever seen her show The Rachel Zoe Project you will know 3 things about Rach.
1- She likes to surround herself with gays (she may have even married one)
2- She's a control freak
3- She over-reacts about EVERYTHING
Her business is successful because she works allllll the time; work and drink coffee and not eat.  Her 'husband' is always complaining that they never get to spend any time together that isn't business related. 
Clients of Rachel's include or have included Nicole Richie (who actually coined the nickname "Raisin Face" for Rachel), Paris & Nicki Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Anne Hathaway.  These starlets all starting seeing Rachel while they were up and coming, also known as "normal sized".  After a few months with her they all seem to shrink, coincidence? PUHLEASE
I love the Rachel Zoe Project, you get drama, gays, beautiful clothes and celebrities all wrapped up into one.  Her assistant Brad is such a little kiss ass bitch, her associate Taylor (who was either fired or quit and was accused of stealing) was a raging bitch with a wicked style, and her husband/business partner Rodger (seriously? with the D?) gets shut down constantly by the queen herself (she probably lets him try on her Chanel when cameras aren't rolling).
Rachel has been in the tabloids for years due to drama with clients and her weight.  She probably weighs 80 lbs after a roast beef dinner. 
I'm happy Rachels pregnant, hopefully her and Rodg keep the show going so we can watch the trials and tribulations of awards season and having a baby.
I DIE!

Chirp ya later,

Bird

Who the Eff is Nicki Minaj?!?

Hey Dolls,

Her and her ASSets have been teaming up with other artists such as Will.I.Am and Drake and feuding publicly with L'il Kim.  Who the Eff is Nick Minaj?!?
The first time I ever saw her or heard of her was during the MTV Movie awards, Katie Perry was being interviewed and trying to be funny before the camera cut across to Will.I.Am and some chick in a frankenstein wig with the biggest, best Ass I have ever seen.  I was at a loss!
Her real name is Onika Tanya Maraj.  She is from Trinidad & Tobago, her parents had a volatile relationship, drugs, abuse, the whole works.  (Is this like a prescription for parents of Rapper/Singers? Duly noted)
Nicki has alter egos. 
Meet Cookie, Nicki's first alter ego.  She was the first of the group, Nicki created her to escape the drama and tension in her home.  Perhaps Cookie is the reason Nicki's ass got so big.
Then came Harajuku Barbie.  I'm going to go ahead and assume that from Harajuku Barbie came the different colors of wigs and styles of hair.
Nicki Minaj, obviously the favorite of her egos gets the most play time and makes the most money.
Roman Zolanski is the newest of the egos, and in fact is the one you see Rapping in Nicki's videos.  Just so we're clear, it isn't Nicki Minaj rapping . . .it's Roman Zolanski.  Roman has a mother called Martha and also makes appearances in Nicki's videos as a fairy Godmother.
Now that Nicki has emerged on to the scene the million dollar question is: Who will Drake choose to be the Beyonce to his Jay-Z? Nicki or Rihanna
My vote is Rihanna, she wears a better shade of lipstick.

Chirp ya later,

Bird

The Diktionary of Kourt

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Some words of wisdom and intellektual komments from past Kourt moments:


"It's disgusting being related to you"
"You're just a bunch of drunk slob kabobs"
"there's not even a 1% chance you're coming over"
"I'm LITERALLY going to bed"
"These boobs belong to Mason"
"Do you think Shengo's ever made love to a Kangaroo?"
"This is gonna be a really ekciting meeting"
"You like, pretend you like wanna be single, but you don't, ya know?"
"Skott certainly won't be shoving money down peoples throats"
"She thinks she's going to turn into a little old troll . . .in a kave"
"Toodleoo"
"I told her yesterday, if she was just to, like, stick a flower up her vagina . . ."
"Watching my Mom do a keg stand, is probably one of the highlights of my life"

God love her.

Chirp ya later,

Bird

When Did you Start Whipping Your Hair Back & Forth?

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Most of you know who Willow Smith is, daughter of Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith.  But I feel like she came out of nowhere, right? One minute I'm learning Will and Jada have a son in the business, next thing you know they have a daughter and she's 'whipping her hair back and forth" all over Hollywood.
Now, I'm all for little girls having confidence and dreaming big, but this is a little ridiculous.  Willow Smith is 10 years old! At 10, Willow has released a 'hit' song, made a name for herself on the red carpet and starred in several movies, the biggest probably being "I am Legend" with her Dad. 
When asked how she has become soo succesful at such a young age, her responses are something like "well my Mom is a really good singer, so that's where I get that from, my Dad gave me my acting skills and my sense of fashion is all just a mix of my life so far" SO FAR ?!?!? YOU'RE 10. This little one needs to chill out big time on the ego if you ask me.  In fact, if someone did ask me I would say she got her singing ability from a computer, her acting skills from her Dad (fair enough, he's pretty good) and her fashion style from Lady Gaga. PUHLEASE!
Now while the two youngest Smith kids are popping up right, left and centre, did you know there is an older brother? Trey Smith comes from Will's first marriage, he doesn't act, sing or 'whip his hair back and forth', he plays football.  And I loved hearing on Oprah that while Will was in China filming Karate Kid with Jaden, he flew back to the States every week to watch Trey's games.  Now there's a committed Father, orrrr he's trying hard to make Trey feel just as special since he's not famous. Who cares, I think I like the Smith family for three reasons.
1- they're attractive
2- they're entertaining
3- they seem to be a close knit family (unlike others surfacing these days, *cough, Cyrus Family)


Chirp ya later,


Bird

You're Not as Cool as Edie Sedgwick, Now Eat Something

Hey Dolls!

Edie Sedgwick: the muse of Andy Warhol during one of his most creative times, epic style, NY Socialite
Ashlee Simpson: uhhhhh, Jessica's Simpson's little sister
I think it's pretty obvious Ashlee has always felt a little, shall we way, overshadowed by her sister Jessica Simpson.  First, Jessica has a reality show, and a singing career, next Ashlee gets a reality show about her starting her singing career; both managed and produced by Papa Joe "now Jess can have sex 'til she's blue in the face" Simpson. Vomitosis, as my Dad would say.
Poor Ashlee, always wanted to be her own star, never compared to her sister. What's one of the first things she does? "Writes" and records a song and video about being overshadowed by her older sister. Yaaaa, that's gonna help.  PUHLEASE! She just looked more trying and lame.
Ashlee has been married to Pete Wentz for a few years and has a baby boy named, now wait for it  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Bronx Mowgli!!!! Again, trying to step out of the shadow, this was during the time when celebrity names like Apple, Willow, and Sunday were happening, she tries to step it up a notch.  I'd say this was a time when Ash succeeded.
It was reported today that Ashlee has filed for divorce from Pete.  I don't think this is funny, I actually find it quite sad, as they have a baby together.
The thing is, I think there's a good chance Ashlee does things to get attention.  She's dyed her hair multiple times to get attention, stopped eating to get attention, married to get attention, perhaps had her baby to get attention? (too mean?)
Edie Sedgwick's life was tragic because she had major family issues, was used and abused, used and abused drugs herself and eventually overdosed around the age of 30.  Ashlee's life is tragic at this time because she's jealous of her older sister Jessica Simpson's success and fame, and therefore has made poor life decisions. C'mon, a little perspective please Ash?
Speaking of perspective, I just realized that I've been blogging about Ashlee Simpson's breakup, when it was reported that Jude Law and Sienna Miller broke up today. PUHLEASE, talk about needing to get a grip!

Chirp ya later,

Bird

Kome On Girls, Liven Up

Hey Dolls!

There have been a few episodes of Kim & Kourtney Take New York.  So far it's meh for me, which is really surprising since I love watching those Kooky Kardashians.
First of all, the whole show is a rip of Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami. The song in the beginning "I'm in New York, trip"? No, it doesn't work. If they wanted to use a song with the name of the city in it they Kould have, infinite options. FAIL
It's unkomfortable to watch how desperately Kim is trying to weazle her way into some Kind of sisterly bond with Kourtney.  Everyone Knows that Kourt & Khlo are the besties in that family. Kim is always left in the dust; probably because she's soo obsessed with herself and her fame that no one else Kan stand to be around her. She's trying to be the fun one now, PUHLEASE!
Kanya West? Oh wait, I shouldn't chirp that a multi-million dollar artist/producer (he would say genious) was on a reality show with the Kardash, his name does start with a 'K' afterall. 
*Sidenote, it was soo awesome when the girls introduced him to someone to which he replied "she Knows who I am" PUHLEASE!
Kim was having a meltdown on one of the episodes because her shoot that she posed nude for, was going to be nude on the Kover! SURPRISE! Anywho, she starts Krying and screaming at her mother to "do something Mom, I'm soo upset". Now, the only way the audience would Know Kim was upset is because A-there are tears streaming down her face and B-she said so.  When Kim is Krying, nothing on her face seems to be moving, no frown, her cheeks don't move either . . . vierd.
The only thing that Kan save Kim & Kourt's show now is a little more Khlo
Chirp ya later,

Bird

ps- do you believe that Kim is uncomfortable being shot nude?