What is so Kaptivating about the Kardashian Klan? Well those of you who have been watching the Kopious amounts of episodes recently Know.
Kendall - is OBSESSED with her older sisters. She tries to act like she's in her early 20's, but good ol' Bruce shuts her down. Remember when she was dressed up like a slore (say it with a NY accent) spinning around her parents stripper pole screaming "Girls Gone Wild" Sooo innapropriate!
Kylie- the quieter of the two irrelevant sisters is an aspiring model . . .which is why Bruce has to scream at her to finish her dinner and her Knees look like tennis balls shoved into pantyhose.
Rob- I like Rob. Besides the fact that he tattooed a girls name he had been dating for 3 weeks on his ribcage, cheated on her, then Kried about it when she dumped him! Because he was like 20, I'm giving him a pass. Rob's oK in my books.
Khloe - I appreciate the fact that "Khlo" doesn't bitch & Komplain about being the larger of the Dash Dolls, she embraces it. Love her and Lamar (except when they talk like babies) and I can't wait for their new reality show. Some of my fave of Khloe's lines include"I punched my sisters boyfriend cuz he's a douchelord . . ."
"I need a xanax . . . I need something!"
Kim - ok . . .Kan you even imagine how incredibly high maintenance she must be? Have you ever seen an eyelash or piece of hair out of place? Seriously, I don't know what to make of Kim, she's too boring on the show, too busy building her own empire while leaving her sisters in the dust . . .Puhlease! However, there was a time when Kim wasn't boring. She has a sex tape with RayJay (Brandy's little brother). I've seen some of it and it's uncomfortable to watch. It shows a very effed up Kim grinding her jaw (she looks like she's in pain) with RayJay behind her. It was disgusting. Now, Kim doesn't drink really, and the first time she drinks on the show she gets totally wasted and ends up puking in the toilet. I think she stays away from the vices because she doesn't Know how to handle them, so for that I give her a pat on the back. It would make for better TV if she got wasted more instead of shopping and looking at herself in the mirror.
Kourtney - Kourt is hilarious, but very dumb. I can wrap up "Kourts" stupidity in one word: Scott. He tries to be Christian Bale in American Psycho. . . which is very disturbing, Why would anyone want to be Patrick Bateman? One thing you should Know about Kourtney, when she was giving birth to her baby Mason, she leaned forward and pulled him out of her! Maybe I'm not giving Kourtney enough Kredit? Favorite lines from Kourt (picture these being said with no expression at all):"Hey doll, so I took a little pregnancy test . . ." "It's disgusting. . .being related to you."
Kris - Stage Mom. She needs to take her hemlines down an inch or two and put her tits away. Oh, and stop going to Klubs and lying to your husband. "I mean, I just can't miss a weekend in Vegas with my girls". That's embarassing.
Bruce - The guys just a Dad, eh? First and foremost Bruce is a Dad! Kris lets 'em all run wild and Bruce reels them bacK in. He's down to earth and doesn't give a shit about fame. Kan you imagine what it must be like for the poor guy in that house?
This family has noooo shame, thats what makes them soo intriguing to watch. Keep it Koming Kardashians!
Chirp ya later,
Bird
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