Thursday, 17 March 2011

Genie, Time to Put that Bottle Down

Hey Dolls!

I have never been a fan of Christina Aguilera, I was and always will be on team Britney.  Remember when they were 'feuding' back in the day? Christina went as far as to call out Britney at the MTV VMA's or something like that. What a bitch.
I feel like Christina always thought she was ahead of Britney.  Sure, she can sing better, but that's it. Britney can dance better, interview better and well, to sum it all up sell way more albums.  And isn't that what the biz is all about?
When Britney proposed to K-Fed, Christina chimed in stating that she "can't beleive that girl bought her own engagement ring, haha". Bitch! She must of just been glowing when Britney's marriage failed and she shaved her head and got put into a rehabilitation centre.
Look who's laughing now!
I watched Burlesque last night, it was better than I thought it was going to be.  I could not get over how tiny Christina is in this movie, tiny.  There was a lot of promotional appearances, interviews and red carpets to promote her movie. What the eff happened? Huge downward spiral.
She started dating some loser (don't know his name, don't really care) whom she met on set of Burlesque, he's some PA or something.  Then comes the drinking, heavy drinking.  Apparently, she passed out at Jeremy Renner's birthday party, in his bed, and her boyfriend had to carry her out.  Then rumours spread that she had her boyfriend over to meet her family for a Sunday night dinner, they both arrived drunk and had sex in the bathroom!!! Her Mom was, allegedly, quite unhappy about this. Uhh, YA.  She's lucky enough to sing the National Anthem at the Superbowl, screws up the lyrics.  She gets invited to sing an Aretha Franklin tribute at the Grammy's and falls down as it ends! And to top it all of, gets arrested for being drunk in public while her boyfriend gets charged with a DUI.  If you ask me, the worst of Christina's issues is the heavy bloat face and body she's now sporting due to her new lifestyle.
Look, I know that she's getting a divorce, and that is tough cookies.  But something tells me Christina didn't lighten up on the self-riteousnous during Britney's troubling times.
Oh and one more thing, why doesn't she have any calves?
(title credit: R Liebenberg)


Chirp ya later,

Bird

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