This must be the hardest task Rach has ever had to pull off; forget having LIKE 3 clients being nominated at the Oscars and LIKE 10 at the Golden Globes: Rachel Zoe is having a baby!!
This isn't new news, I had actually kind of forgotten about it because I haven't seen any pictures of her actually with bump until recently. Is it possible that the body of a 13 year old boy can carry baby for 9 months?!?! Looks like it!
Rachel is a drama queen. If you've ever seen her show The Rachel Zoe Project you will know 3 things about Rach.
1- She likes to surround herself with gays (she may have even married one)
2- She's a control freak
3- She over-reacts about EVERYTHING
Her business is successful because she works allllll the time; work and drink coffee and not eat. Her 'husband' is always complaining that they never get to spend any time together that isn't business related.
Clients of Rachel's include or have included Nicole Richie (who actually coined the nickname "Raisin Face" for Rachel), Paris & Nicki Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Anne Hathaway. These starlets all starting seeing Rachel while they were up and coming, also known as "normal sized". After a few months with her they all seem to shrink, coincidence? PUHLEASE
I love the Rachel Zoe Project, you get drama, gays, beautiful clothes and celebrities all wrapped up into one. Her assistant Brad is such a little kiss ass bitch, her associate Taylor (who was either fired or quit and was accused of stealing) was a raging bitch with a wicked style, and her husband/business partner Rodger (seriously? with the D?) gets shut down constantly by the queen herself (she probably lets him try on her Chanel when cameras aren't rolling).
Rachel has been in the tabloids for years due to drama with clients and her weight. She probably weighs 80 lbs after a roast beef dinner.
I'm happy Rachels pregnant, hopefully her and Rodg keep the show going so we can watch the trials and tribulations of awards season and having a baby.
I DIE!
Chirp ya later,
Bird
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