How Kan I not? There's way too many gems . . .
"I'm not in the mood to play mayonnaise mask on your vagina with Khloe, so I'm going to bed"
"Enjoy the horsies"
"I mean . . .Thanks!"
"It feels like a metal pole is, literally, ramming your crotch"
"Your juices aren't flowing down there . . ."
"The last thing I need is for anyone to see me or Scott buying lube"
"We can't have sex just to have sex, just do what you do"
"Cervix angled at a 45 degree"
"We actually don't have time to hump that often"
"Semen volume enhancement pills"
"I lay off that sausige for a little while"
Seems like Kourtney's got one thing and one thing only on her mind . . . unfortunate thing is it's with Skott.
Chrip ya later,
Bird
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