Hey Dolls!I love Lady Gaga, I love her. Not to sound cliche but, she's refreshing. Now, before you start getting all worked up telling me she's trying to copy Madonna yadda yadda yadda, you're wrong. She is for real yo. Did you know that Lady Gaga writes her own music and lyrics? Did you know that Lady Gaga was performing her ass off in NY for years and years before she got signed?She used to do a show with another performer (her mentor) called Lady Starlight. Gaga and Starlight would perform at clubs all over NYC desperate to be found. Starlight was past her prime, so she devoted her time to Gaga and helped her become the phenomenon she is today.Sidenote, I actually beleive that Gaga walks around her hotel rooms, apartment, whatever in the same outfits we see her in public. F*cking Awesome, as I can barely muster the energy to put on a pair of skinny jeans to go out for dinner.Gaga has had tremendous success in the past few years, record breaking albums, highly successful world tours, Grammy's, and now? Her perfume line. . .***** this next paragraph isn't for those with weak stomachs*****"Lady Gaga is developing her first fragrance and according to her, it’s going to smell like period sex. Officially, she says it will “smell of blood and semen" (The Blemish)Are you still there? I find this to be THE single most amusing thing our Gagita has pulled out of her leotard. I don't care if she's serious or if she's doing these kinds of things for shock value.Her new album is coming out soon and she says it is her best one yet! As long as it doesn't come with a free sample of her "fragrance" I'll be marching to the store to get it.Chirp ya later,Bird
Hey Dolls!
A couple years ago when the second of the Twilight movies was being filmed here, Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and the rest of the crew were spotted out and about all over Vancouver. It was mine and every other friend's dream to run into sexy RPatz, have him bite your neck and then take you galloping through Stanley Park in all his sparkly skin glory.Dolls, it happened. He didn't bite my neck or take me to Stanley Park but he did strike up a conversation with me about the swine flu (he basically asked me to go home with him). Some friends of his band was playing at Richards on Richards where my friend worked coat check (can you keep up?) so, we showed up and snuck in over the counter. Next thing you know we are watching a concert from back stage with RPatz, KStew and some other film crew peopel.Most of you will know that Rob and Kristen are heavy duty smokers. So naturally, they were smoking like chimneys behind the coat check area (this is as dingy as it sounds, trust me). Somehow or another, KStew my friend and I were having a conversation, naturally, about cigarettes. . . She was complaining about how she doesn't like to see what the actual cigs are doing to you. There is one specific image on a pack of cigarettes that shows a cigarette limping over like an impotent penis, this is the pack she had. I was explaining to her that this particular package shouldn't be a bother because she does not have a penis. This is the point where she rolls her eyes and makes a gesture that RPatz has something in common with her cigarette package. I guess our mouths must have dropped when she motioned the similarity because immediately after she screamed out "Just Kidding!! Obviously I'm Kidding!!" She wouldn't talk to us the rest of the night. According to my friend her hands were occupied in RPatz' pants (trying to see if it still worked perhaps).When you see her in interviews, awards shows and paparazzi shots she looks pissed off all the time, right? Maybe we should be a little more sympathetic to a situation she could be dealing with? PUH-lease! He's like 25, he's young.
Chirp ya later,
Birdps-this post does NOT encourage cigarette smoking
Hey Dolls!Rob Kardashian has been offered $45,00.00 to pose for Playgirl. That is all.Chirp ya later,Bird
Hey Dolls!Now what the eff are we gonna call her? Lindsay? I don't think I can, not after all the fabulous names we've had the opportunity to mock her with. Lilo, Lezlo, Blowhan, LaLohan, Firecrotch, Lindsanity.I have been on the fence about whether I want Bingey to recover and get her career back on track. She is a good actress (c'mon, she is) and 9 times out of 10, I like her movies. But her Hollywood antics are just soo entertaining, her best role yet? Playing her tragic self.Bingey is the poster girl for child stars gone awry, she has paved the way for the likes of Miley & Noah Cyrus, Dakota Fanning, Miranda Cosgrove and the rest of 'em. But wait?!? Has Bingey turned over a new leaf (probably from a cocaine plant)?Her family is behind her, including Michael, her father who wrote and recorded a song about her recovery and how much he loves her . . . it's ridiculous. It's called "My Rose" and contains lyrics like "a fathers love will never die" and "always Daddy's little girl". PUHlease!!! I'm not even going to start on him. The whole song is sung with a synthezier. No, Michael can't sing.Since out of rehab, Bingey has undergone 10 random drug tests and folks, they've all come back negative! Even for Alcohol!! She has also moved out of Hollywood and down to Venice Beach. She actually moved in right next door to her old lezzy lover Samantha Ronson. There isn't very much paparazzi action in Venice which is probably why she moved down there (if this new Bingey is for real) and I heard that the community in Venice was trying to petition Bingey to leave because they don't want "Young Hollywood" moving to Venice and changing it.Poor girl, the only people who want her around is her family, and we're all pretty sure they're the reason she's been in rehab like 8 times!To conclude, I'm not sure which Bingey I'm rooting for. How about a bit of both worlds, Bingey circa 2006.Chirp ya later,Bird
Hey Dolls!
You know her. She's been in almost every single RomCom out there; never the lead always the best friend. Judy Greer. What? You don't know who she is? It's ok . . .most people don't know her by name.What Women Want, The Wedding Planner, 13 Going on 30, 27 Dresses, Love & Other Drugs, these movies have one thing in common, Judy ISN'T the star. Poor thing . . . Can you imagine how frustrating it must be for her? Day after day her agent telling her "Hey Jude, you got another blockbuster with a Jennifer more famous than you, you're the support role . . .AGAIN." I mean honestly, this chick can play a best friend like no other actress in Hollywood. *sigh* Sometimes I wish her characters were real so I could be friends with them, especially her slutty, drunk bestfriend character in 27 Dresses.Listen up Producers and Directors of Hollywood, this is Judy's time! It's her year. Judy has been a bestfriend her whole career, and I think it's time someone be a bestfriend to Jude. Speaking of bestfriends, apparently Sandy Bullock is everyone's bestfriend "Ohhh, Sandy? Ya, Sandy's great!" (people swoon over her personality)I don't believe Jude's ever been in a movie with Sandra Bullock, let's make this happen. A fresh new start for two of Hollywood's bestfriends!
Chirp ya later,
Bird
Hey Dolls!
What is so Kaptivating about the Kardashian Klan? Well those of you who have been watching the Kopious amounts of episodes recently Know. Kendall - is OBSESSED with her older sisters. She tries to act like she's in her early 20's, but good ol' Bruce shuts her down. Remember when she was dressed up like a slore (say it with a NY accent) spinning around her parents stripper pole screaming "Girls Gone Wild" Sooo innapropriate!Kylie- the quieter of the two irrelevant sisters is an aspiring model . . .which is why Bruce has to scream at her to finish her dinner and her Knees look like tennis balls shoved into pantyhose.Rob- I like Rob. Besides the fact that he tattooed a girls name he had been dating for 3 weeks on his ribcage, cheated on her, then Kried about it when she dumped him! Because he was like 20, I'm giving him a pass. Rob's oK in my books.Khloe - I appreciate the fact that "Khlo" doesn't bitch & Komplain about being the larger of the Dash Dolls, she embraces it. Love her and Lamar (except when they talk like babies) and I can't wait for their new reality show. Some of my fave of Khloe's lines include"I punched my sisters boyfriend cuz he's a douchelord . . .""I need a xanax . . . I need something!"Kim - ok . . .Kan you even imagine how incredibly high maintenance she must be? Have you ever seen an eyelash or piece of hair out of place? Seriously, I don't know what to make of Kim, she's too boring on the show, too busy building her own empire while leaving her sisters in the dust . . .Puhlease! However, there was a time when Kim wasn't boring. She has a sex tape with RayJay (Brandy's little brother). I've seen some of it and it's uncomfortable to watch. It shows a very effed up Kim grinding her jaw (she looks like she's in pain) with RayJay behind her. It was disgusting. Now, Kim doesn't drink really, and the first time she drinks on the show she gets totally wasted and ends up puking in the toilet. I think she stays away from the vices because she doesn't Know how to handle them, so for that I give her a pat on the back. It would make for better TV if she got wasted more instead of shopping and looking at herself in the mirror.Kourtney - Kourt is hilarious, but very dumb. I can wrap up "Kourts" stupidity in one word: Scott. He tries to be Christian Bale in American Psycho. . . which is very disturbing, Why would anyone want to be Patrick Bateman? One thing you should Know about Kourtney, when she was giving birth to her baby Mason, she leaned forward and pulled him out of her! Maybe I'm not giving Kourtney enough Kredit? Favorite lines from Kourt (picture these being said with no expression at all):"Hey doll, so I took a little pregnancy test . . ." "It's disgusting. . .being related to you."Kris - Stage Mom. She needs to take her hemlines down an inch or two and put her tits away. Oh, and stop going to Klubs and lying to your husband. "I mean, I just can't miss a weekend in Vegas with my girls". That's embarassing.Bruce - The guys just a Dad, eh? First and foremost Bruce is a Dad! Kris lets 'em all run wild and Bruce reels them bacK in. He's down to earth and doesn't give a shit about fame. Kan you imagine what it must be like for the poor guy in that house?This family has noooo shame, thats what makes them soo intriguing to watch. Keep it Koming Kardashians!
Chirp ya later,
Bird
Hey Dolls!
Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes & Suri have been spotted all around Vancouver as he is shooting Mission: Impossible 4.I have heard Tom refer to his wife, who has always been known as Katie, as Kate in interviews. It's not like Kate is any easier to say than Katie. Puhlease! He's trying to make her sound more mature, it's annoying.Speaking of people forcing to mature Kates . . . apparently the Royal Family is now referring to Kate Middleton as Katherine. I suppose it would be utter nonsense to have a Queen Kate! NO, it must be Queen Katherine! It's annoying.Anywho, in the last 2 weeks I have seen Katie Holmes leaving her early morning spin class at Steve Nash. The first time I noticed her was due to her horrendous workout outfit. I looked over and saw some girl wearing sweatpants tucked into her socks which were pulled up to her shins?!?! My thought process:"what the hell is that chick wearing? Oh, She's actually quite pretty, OH, that's Katie Holmes!"Katie and her Scientology approved friend met her bodyguard quite quickly and didn't go into the change room. For my second run-in I was much more prepared. . . when she stepped out of her class (socks UNDER her sweats this time) I removed my headphones to listen to her conversation. DAMN! No mention of Suri or Tom. . . totally dissapointed. Just boring talk of Yoga classes.I know what you're thinking, why the eff is Katie Holmes working out at Steve Nash? I think she is staying in the Hudson Apartments (Steve Nash is the 2nd floor of the apt buildings). She never goes into the change room after her classes, she doesn't go down the stairs to the front door (1-2 flights), she goes to the elevator which can take you up to the apartments. I have never seen any other member of the gym use the elevator to go down 1 floor.I would kill to see Katie and Suri walking around downtown Vancouver, Suri in her heels of course!!
Chirp ya later,
Bird
