Now what the eff are we gonna call her? Lindsay? I don't think I can, not after all the fabulous names we've had the opportunity to mock her with. Lilo, Lezlo, Blowhan, LaLohan, Firecrotch, Lindsanity.
I have been on the fence about whether I want Bingey to recover and get her career back on track. She is a good actress (c'mon, she is) and 9 times out of 10, I like her movies. But her Hollywood antics are just soo entertaining, her best role yet? Playing her tragic self.
Bingey is the poster girl for child stars gone awry, she has paved the way for the likes of Miley & Noah Cyrus, Dakota Fanning, Miranda Cosgrove and the rest of 'em. But wait?!? Has Bingey turned over a new leaf (probably from a cocaine plant)?
Her family is behind her, including Michael, her father who wrote and recorded a song about her recovery and how much he loves her . . . it's ridiculous. It's called "My Rose" and contains lyrics like "a fathers love will never die" and "always Daddy's little girl". PUHlease!!! I'm not even going to start on him. The whole song is sung with a synthezier. No, Michael can't sing.
Since out of rehab, Bingey has undergone 10 random drug tests and folks, they've all come back negative! Even for Alcohol!! She has also moved out of Hollywood and down to Venice Beach. She actually moved in right next door to her old lezzy lover Samantha Ronson.
There isn't very much paparazzi action in Venice which is probably why she moved down there (if this new Bingey is for real) and I heard that the community in Venice was trying to petition Bingey to leave because they don't want "Young Hollywood" moving to Venice and changing it.
Poor girl, the only people who want her around is her family, and we're all pretty sure they're the reason she's been in rehab like 8 times!
To conclude, I'm not sure which Bingey I'm rooting for. How about a bit of both worlds, Bingey circa 2006.
Chirp ya later,
Bird
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