Speaking of trash, what's up with the newest castmember of the Jersey Shore? (from now on to be referred to as the Jersey Slore)
She waltzes in to Seaside Heights like she owns the place, already exercising her lust for Mike "the . . ." (I can't). In the last 3 episodes she has been tragically following Mike around the house trying to impress him with her cowgirl hats, bikini's and . . . new catch phrases? PUHlease!
"A Blast in a Glass" "A Walking Holiday". Do you think she knows that blasT in a glasS doesn't rhyme? Do you think she knows that a holiday is supposed to be relaxing, fun and low maintenance? I DON'T!!
STDeena has accomplished the following in only 3 episodes of the Jersey Slore:
Been rejected many times over by a douchlord who really doesn't reject anything with a "kooka"
Shown everyone her "kooka"
Gotten so wasted she gets escorted from the bar after falling off the stage (no one cared either)
Fought and made up with resident house bitch Sammi
Now, you must think these accomplishments would irritate me, they don't. In fact, I love it. In the world of reality TV, these actions make STDeena the next star!
Chirp ya later,
Bird
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