A couple years ago when the second of the Twilight movies was being filmed here, Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and the rest of the crew were spotted out and about all over Vancouver. It was mine and every other friend's dream to run into sexy RPatz, have him bite your neck and then take you galloping through Stanley Park in all his sparkly skin glory.
Dolls, it happened. He didn't bite my neck or take me to Stanley Park but he did strike up a conversation with me about the swine flu (he basically asked me to go home with him).
Some friends of his band was playing at Richards on Richards where my friend worked coat check (can you keep up?) so, we showed up and snuck in over the counter. Next thing you know we are watching a concert from back stage with RPatz, KStew and some other film crew peopel.
Most of you will know that Rob and Kristen are heavy duty smokers. So naturally, they were smoking like chimneys behind the coat check area (this is as dingy as it sounds, trust me).
Somehow or another, KStew my friend and I were having a conversation, naturally, about cigarettes. . . She was complaining about how she doesn't like to see what the actual cigs are doing to you. There is one specific image on a pack of cigarettes that shows a cigarette limping over like an impotent penis, this is the pack she had. I was explaining to her that this particular package shouldn't be a bother because she does not have a penis. This is the point where she rolls her eyes and makes a gesture that RPatz has something in common with her cigarette package. I guess our mouths must have dropped when she motioned the similarity because immediately after she screamed out "Just Kidding!! Obviously I'm Kidding!!" She wouldn't talk to us the rest of the night. According to my friend her hands were occupied in RPatz' pants (trying to see if it still worked perhaps).
When you see her in interviews, awards shows and paparazzi shots she looks pissed off all the time, right? Maybe we should be a little more sympathetic to a situation she could be dealing with? PUH-lease! He's like 25, he's young.
Chirp ya later,
Bird
ps-this post does NOT encourage cigarette smoking
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