The Diktionary of Kourt

Hey Dolls!


Some words of wisdom and intellektual komments from past Kourt moments:


"It's disgusting being related to you"
"You're just a bunch of drunk slob kabobs"
"there's not even a 1% chance you're coming over"
"I'm LITERALLY going to bed"
"These boobs belong to Mason"
"Do you think Shengo's ever made love to a Kangaroo?"
"This is gonna be a really ekciting meeting"
"You like, pretend you like wanna be single, but you don't, ya know?"
"Skott certainly won't be shoving money down peoples throats"
"She thinks she's going to turn into a little old troll . . .in a kave"
"Toodleoo"
"I told her yesterday, if she was just to, like, stick a flower up her vagina . . ."
"Watching my Mom do a keg stand, is probably one of the highlights of my life"

God love her.

Chirp ya later,

Bird

When Did you Start Whipping Your Hair Back & Forth?

Hey Dolls!


Most of you know who Willow Smith is, daughter of Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith.  But I feel like she came out of nowhere, right? One minute I'm learning Will and Jada have a son in the business, next thing you know they have a daughter and she's 'whipping her hair back and forth" all over Hollywood.
Now, I'm all for little girls having confidence and dreaming big, but this is a little ridiculous.  Willow Smith is 10 years old! At 10, Willow has released a 'hit' song, made a name for herself on the red carpet and starred in several movies, the biggest probably being "I am Legend" with her Dad. 
When asked how she has become soo succesful at such a young age, her responses are something like "well my Mom is a really good singer, so that's where I get that from, my Dad gave me my acting skills and my sense of fashion is all just a mix of my life so far" SO FAR ?!?!? YOU'RE 10. This little one needs to chill out big time on the ego if you ask me.  In fact, if someone did ask me I would say she got her singing ability from a computer, her acting skills from her Dad (fair enough, he's pretty good) and her fashion style from Lady Gaga. PUHLEASE!
Now while the two youngest Smith kids are popping up right, left and centre, did you know there is an older brother? Trey Smith comes from Will's first marriage, he doesn't act, sing or 'whip his hair back and forth', he plays football.  And I loved hearing on Oprah that while Will was in China filming Karate Kid with Jaden, he flew back to the States every week to watch Trey's games.  Now there's a committed Father, orrrr he's trying hard to make Trey feel just as special since he's not famous. Who cares, I think I like the Smith family for three reasons.
1- they're attractive
2- they're entertaining
3- they seem to be a close knit family (unlike others surfacing these days, *cough, Cyrus Family)


Chirp ya later,


Bird

You're Not as Cool as Edie Sedgwick, Now Eat Something

Hey Dolls!

Edie Sedgwick: the muse of Andy Warhol during one of his most creative times, epic style, NY Socialite
Ashlee Simpson: uhhhhh, Jessica's Simpson's little sister
I think it's pretty obvious Ashlee has always felt a little, shall we way, overshadowed by her sister Jessica Simpson.  First, Jessica has a reality show, and a singing career, next Ashlee gets a reality show about her starting her singing career; both managed and produced by Papa Joe "now Jess can have sex 'til she's blue in the face" Simpson. Vomitosis, as my Dad would say.
Poor Ashlee, always wanted to be her own star, never compared to her sister. What's one of the first things she does? "Writes" and records a song and video about being overshadowed by her older sister. Yaaaa, that's gonna help.  PUHLEASE! She just looked more trying and lame.
Ashlee has been married to Pete Wentz for a few years and has a baby boy named, now wait for it  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Bronx Mowgli!!!! Again, trying to step out of the shadow, this was during the time when celebrity names like Apple, Willow, and Sunday were happening, she tries to step it up a notch.  I'd say this was a time when Ash succeeded.
It was reported today that Ashlee has filed for divorce from Pete.  I don't think this is funny, I actually find it quite sad, as they have a baby together.
The thing is, I think there's a good chance Ashlee does things to get attention.  She's dyed her hair multiple times to get attention, stopped eating to get attention, married to get attention, perhaps had her baby to get attention? (too mean?)
Edie Sedgwick's life was tragic because she had major family issues, was used and abused, used and abused drugs herself and eventually overdosed around the age of 30.  Ashlee's life is tragic at this time because she's jealous of her older sister Jessica Simpson's success and fame, and therefore has made poor life decisions. C'mon, a little perspective please Ash?
Speaking of perspective, I just realized that I've been blogging about Ashlee Simpson's breakup, when it was reported that Jude Law and Sienna Miller broke up today. PUHLEASE, talk about needing to get a grip!

Chirp ya later,

Bird

Kome On Girls, Liven Up

Hey Dolls!

There have been a few episodes of Kim & Kourtney Take New York.  So far it's meh for me, which is really surprising since I love watching those Kooky Kardashians.
First of all, the whole show is a rip of Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami. The song in the beginning "I'm in New York, trip"? No, it doesn't work. If they wanted to use a song with the name of the city in it they Kould have, infinite options. FAIL
It's unkomfortable to watch how desperately Kim is trying to weazle her way into some Kind of sisterly bond with Kourtney.  Everyone Knows that Kourt & Khlo are the besties in that family. Kim is always left in the dust; probably because she's soo obsessed with herself and her fame that no one else Kan stand to be around her. She's trying to be the fun one now, PUHLEASE!
Kanya West? Oh wait, I shouldn't chirp that a multi-million dollar artist/producer (he would say genious) was on a reality show with the Kardash, his name does start with a 'K' afterall. 
*Sidenote, it was soo awesome when the girls introduced him to someone to which he replied "she Knows who I am" PUHLEASE!
Kim was having a meltdown on one of the episodes because her shoot that she posed nude for, was going to be nude on the Kover! SURPRISE! Anywho, she starts Krying and screaming at her mother to "do something Mom, I'm soo upset". Now, the only way the audience would Know Kim was upset is because A-there are tears streaming down her face and B-she said so.  When Kim is Krying, nothing on her face seems to be moving, no frown, her cheeks don't move either . . . vierd.
The only thing that Kan save Kim & Kourt's show now is a little more Khlo
Chirp ya later,

Bird

ps- do you believe that Kim is uncomfortable being shot nude?