Would You?

Hey Dolls!

The Royal Wedding is this Friday April 29th.  Kate & Wills! I'm totally getting up at 3:00am to watch the live coverage. The dress, the guests, the psycho's flying to London to be part of the madness.  Can't wait.
I think Kate is in love with Will, and I think Will is in love with Kate.  They have been together for 10 years, Waity Katy, atta girl.  Wait that shit out! But, is it worth it . . .
I've learned that dating a Prince is not all it's cracked up to be, nor is marrying one!
At this current time, Kate is not a 'royal', therefore she is never allowed to walk in front of Will.  This is a rule, not a preference of the Prince, a rule of the Monarch. Can you imagine having to keep a certain distance behind your boyfriend? I guess this means he never goes behind her . . .
When Kate gets married, she will officially become 'a royal', but her family will not.  When Kate's 'middle class' family attends events, charities or even dinner parties with the 'royals' they will be placed at the back of the room.  Can you imagine if your family was invited to your in-laws for dinner and they weren't allowed to sit with you at your end of the table? They are shunned to the shitty section because of their low-class status.
It's a bit of a toss up, become royalty and live a life of luxury, but heavy on the rules. 
Would you?
I don't think I would.  I'd rather live the life of luxury with Harry (costume parties and Polo!) without the title of Queen and all the pretentious bullshit that comes along with it.
Until Friday . . .fascinators and pj's.

Chirp ya later,

Bird

Signs You Might Wind Up With a Pregnant Teen . . .

Hey Dolls!

If MTV has taught us anything this year, it's why to steer clear of teen pregnancy (like it needs to be reiterated).  You don't want your baby, having a baby . . .

1-Gel or Acrylic nails that have jewels or coloured designs
2-She has a Marilyn piercing or a chin piercing
3-She wears coloured Emu's not UGGS
4-She is failing high school
5-Bad small town accent (this could be your fault)
6-She likes Dr. Drew
7-Loves and respects douche bags
8-Tattoos
9-She tells you to eff off

10- Jeans with too many holes in them

If you want to scare your teens away from Sex, just make them watch Teen Mom and tell them if they have sex, THAT is what their lives are guaranteed to end up like.  It's scarier that an infected private part.


Chirp ya later,

Bird