Tuesday, 8 November 2011

Oh na na, what's his name?

Hey Dolls,

Rihanna with child?!?! Could it be? Is it true?  Bey and Riri with child at the same time, amazing.
Now as far as I'm concerned, Rihanna doesn't have a boyfriend.  However, it has been said that she and Drake have had a casual on again off again f*ck buddy thing going on. He must have heard that "Chains and whips excite" her.  Drake? I don't know if I want it to be Drake, because then I'm going to have to follow twice the amount of R&B/Hip Hop pregnancies.  ONE ONLY HAS SO MUCH TIME!
Or could it be Beat Her Down? Just because she's rich, famous and beautiful doesn't mean she doesn't make the same mistakes as regular chicks, never rule out ex-sex.  They all do it.
Or maybe it's Ashton Kutcher? Or maybe it's L'il Wayne, he usually averages about 2 babies per year.
My guess is on Drake, because of the flirty history. OH, and because I heard Beat Her Down punched him in the face at a recent event . . . sounds like someone's a bit jealous of a new baby daddy situation.
Stay tuned for word from Rihanna's team, or in her case, unwanted comments from Dad.

Chirp ya later,

Bird