Chris going Down

Hey Dolls!

Chris Brown's publicist deserves some recognition.  This guy is the biggest douchelord in all of the music industry. His new album, F.A.M.E, is said to be the No. 1 album in the US after its first week of sales. PUHLEASE!
Just so we're all on the same page, F.A.M.E stands for "Forgiving All My Enemies"! UGH. Dude, we don't want or need you to forgive us.  We enjoy hating you and will continue to for the rest of your so-called career.
This probably isn't necessary, but for those of you who have been living under a rock for the last 2 years, Chris Brown was dating Rihanna for quite a while.  The evening she was supposed to perform at the MTV VMA's  she had to cancel last minute. Why? Because Chris 'Beat her Down" Brown kicked the shit out of Riri in his car, then fled the scene. Police got involved, he gets charged, does community service and is ordered to attend some kind of anger management classes. 
Rihanna's career is at an all time high, Chris', on the other hand, obviously has been in the toilet.
He completed his community service, finished his classes and thinks he deserves a fucking medal.
Recently, while sporting a shitty new blonde 'do' he visited Good Morning America to promote his new album.  During the interview he was asked questions about his past behaviour.  He avoided the questions, and then when the interview finished he stormed into his dressing room, freaked out and trashed it.  He threw chairs, punched walls and broke windows.  Studio employees were scared and security was called.  According to Chris, the questions asked in the interview were not what was proposed when he first agreed to do the interview.
He's seriously stupid.  He names an album "Forgiving All My Enemies", his fans, the media, us (the 'enemy') all know the underlining meaning in his album name.  So WHY freak out when a professional and respected journalist would inquire about the 'inspiration' of his new album. Get a Grip!
A few days after the 'incident' he appeared on BET and made a pathetic attempt at an apology.  It's ridiculous because every time Chris Brown apologizes for something he finishes with an excuse as to why he acted that way. 
I hate this guy.  I would NEVER buy or even illegally download an album of his.
Wow, that felt good.

Chirp ya later,

Bird

Genie, Time to Put that Bottle Down

Hey Dolls!

I have never been a fan of Christina Aguilera, I was and always will be on team Britney.  Remember when they were 'feuding' back in the day? Christina went as far as to call out Britney at the MTV VMA's or something like that. What a bitch.
I feel like Christina always thought she was ahead of Britney.  Sure, she can sing better, but that's it. Britney can dance better, interview better and well, to sum it all up sell way more albums.  And isn't that what the biz is all about?
When Britney proposed to K-Fed, Christina chimed in stating that she "can't beleive that girl bought her own engagement ring, haha". Bitch! She must of just been glowing when Britney's marriage failed and she shaved her head and got put into a rehabilitation centre.
Look who's laughing now!
I watched Burlesque last night, it was better than I thought it was going to be.  I could not get over how tiny Christina is in this movie, tiny.  There was a lot of promotional appearances, interviews and red carpets to promote her movie. What the eff happened? Huge downward spiral.
She started dating some loser (don't know his name, don't really care) whom she met on set of Burlesque, he's some PA or something.  Then comes the drinking, heavy drinking.  Apparently, she passed out at Jeremy Renner's birthday party, in his bed, and her boyfriend had to carry her out.  Then rumours spread that she had her boyfriend over to meet her family for a Sunday night dinner, they both arrived drunk and had sex in the bathroom!!! Her Mom was, allegedly, quite unhappy about this. Uhh, YA.  She's lucky enough to sing the National Anthem at the Superbowl, screws up the lyrics.  She gets invited to sing an Aretha Franklin tribute at the Grammy's and falls down as it ends! And to top it all of, gets arrested for being drunk in public while her boyfriend gets charged with a DUI.  If you ask me, the worst of Christina's issues is the heavy bloat face and body she's now sporting due to her new lifestyle.
Look, I know that she's getting a divorce, and that is tough cookies.  But something tells me Christina didn't lighten up on the self-riteousnous during Britney's troubling times.
Oh and one more thing, why doesn't she have any calves?
(title credit: R Liebenberg)


Chirp ya later,

Bird

She's Not Being Miley . . . Or is She?

Hey Dolls!

Effing Miley Cyrus! Oops, pardon me, Effing Destiny Hope Cyrus! Born Destiny Hope, Miley changed her name as her stardom began to rise.  Her family called her Smiley as a baby, Smiley changed to Miley . . . you get it. She recently legally changed her name to Miley Ray Cyrus, to be more like her father . . .I bet she's regretting that now! HA!
Miley and her Father are having a semi-public feud.  She's causing stress to his achy breaky heart with her adult like antics, he's blaming her Mom and her stardom (which he rode the coat tails of, ps).  He's upset because she's smoking Salvia, cigarettes, wearing fishnets with holes and generally being more famous than him.
She can't, can't, can't be tamed, can't be tamed.
Recently coming into adulthood, it only makes sense that young Miley become promiscuous to gain more publicity.  She has been linked to Nick Jonas, former co-star Liam Hemsworth, John Mayer and most recently Kings of Leon bassist Jared Followill.  Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't the Kings of Leon think they're too cool for everything? Someone please explain how Glee performing their music isn't okay but sexting with Miley Cyrus is. PUHLEASE!
As I've mentioned in previous posts, I prefer it when our young starlets are scandalous.  So the question is, will best friend Leslie agree that she's just being Miley? Or will the Cyrus family intervene and bring the Disney doll back down to her roots.  I, of course, hope we see a lot more scandal from Miley, she pulls it off quite nicely.

Chirp ya later,

Bird

The Baby Zoe Project

Hey Dolls!

This must be the hardest task Rach has ever had to pull off; forget having LIKE 3 clients being nominated at the Oscars and LIKE 10 at the Golden Globes: Rachel Zoe is having a baby!!
This isn't new news, I had actually kind of forgotten about it because I haven't seen any pictures of her actually with bump until recently.  Is it possible that the body of a 13 year old boy can carry baby for 9 months?!?! Looks like it!
Rachel is a drama queen.  If you've ever seen her show The Rachel Zoe Project you will know 3 things about Rach.
1- She likes to surround herself with gays (she may have even married one)
2- She's a control freak
3- She over-reacts about EVERYTHING
Her business is successful because she works allllll the time; work and drink coffee and not eat.  Her 'husband' is always complaining that they never get to spend any time together that isn't business related. 
Clients of Rachel's include or have included Nicole Richie (who actually coined the nickname "Raisin Face" for Rachel), Paris & Nicki Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Anne Hathaway.  These starlets all starting seeing Rachel while they were up and coming, also known as "normal sized".  After a few months with her they all seem to shrink, coincidence? PUHLEASE
I love the Rachel Zoe Project, you get drama, gays, beautiful clothes and celebrities all wrapped up into one.  Her assistant Brad is such a little kiss ass bitch, her associate Taylor (who was either fired or quit and was accused of stealing) was a raging bitch with a wicked style, and her husband/business partner Rodger (seriously? with the D?) gets shut down constantly by the queen herself (she probably lets him try on her Chanel when cameras aren't rolling).
Rachel has been in the tabloids for years due to drama with clients and her weight.  She probably weighs 80 lbs after a roast beef dinner. 
I'm happy Rachels pregnant, hopefully her and Rodg keep the show going so we can watch the trials and tribulations of awards season and having a baby.
I DIE!

Chirp ya later,

Bird

Who the Eff is Nicki Minaj?!?

Hey Dolls,

Her and her ASSets have been teaming up with other artists such as Will.I.Am and Drake and feuding publicly with L'il Kim.  Who the Eff is Nick Minaj?!?
The first time I ever saw her or heard of her was during the MTV Movie awards, Katie Perry was being interviewed and trying to be funny before the camera cut across to Will.I.Am and some chick in a frankenstein wig with the biggest, best Ass I have ever seen.  I was at a loss!
Her real name is Onika Tanya Maraj.  She is from Trinidad & Tobago, her parents had a volatile relationship, drugs, abuse, the whole works.  (Is this like a prescription for parents of Rapper/Singers? Duly noted)
Nicki has alter egos. 
Meet Cookie, Nicki's first alter ego.  She was the first of the group, Nicki created her to escape the drama and tension in her home.  Perhaps Cookie is the reason Nicki's ass got so big.
Then came Harajuku Barbie.  I'm going to go ahead and assume that from Harajuku Barbie came the different colors of wigs and styles of hair.
Nicki Minaj, obviously the favorite of her egos gets the most play time and makes the most money.
Roman Zolanski is the newest of the egos, and in fact is the one you see Rapping in Nicki's videos.  Just so we're clear, it isn't Nicki Minaj rapping . . .it's Roman Zolanski.  Roman has a mother called Martha and also makes appearances in Nicki's videos as a fairy Godmother.
Now that Nicki has emerged on to the scene the million dollar question is: Who will Drake choose to be the Beyonce to his Jay-Z? Nicki or Rihanna
My vote is Rihanna, she wears a better shade of lipstick.

Chirp ya later,

Bird